While I was putting together my list of cactus puns, I came across a slew of succulent-themed puns too good not to share.
I will admit – the cactus puns are still my favourite. There’s something about puns that revolve around prickles, pins, and sharpness that gets me every time.
That being said, the play-on-words potential you have with even just the start of the word succulent – “succ” – is pretty limitless. There are a plethora of hilarious puns you can make based on replacing the word “suck” with the start of the word succulent alone.
Succulent puns make for some absolutely amazing cards for anyone who loves succulents. I’ve seen a number of birthday, Christmas, and miscellaneous other occasion cards that are succulent themed, and they’re typically ever-so-cute and embellished with gorgeous drawings of aloe, cacti, or other succulents.
I think these puns make for the perfect gifts as well, as so many of them already come printed on t-shirts, calendars, and other memorabilia. How could any succulent-lover not appreciate a gift so adorable?
I have absolutely no idea how far the rabbit hole goes when it comes to succulent puns. I’ve done my best to compile as comprehensive a list as possible of the many I’ve seen around the net, but I’m 100% sure I’ve missed a slew of hilarious ones, and potentially even some that are more humorous than all the puns I’ve listed.
If you’ve heard of any more succulent puns, do share them in the comments down below! If you can think up new ones, I’d love to hear them as well! A list of good puns is never too large for me to want to hear more.
Ever use a succulent pun on a card, a calendar, some other type of memorabilia or gift? How did you use it and what did the receiver think of the pun? Would love to hear if you have stories about this in the comments below as well!
Succulent Puns That Make for Cute Cards & Gifts
Romantic Pick Up Line Succulent Puns
- You had me at aloe.
- Aloe vera much. / Aloe you vera much.
- Aloe, is it me you’re looking for?
- I’m a succa for you.
Punny Succulent Complements
- You are suc-cute-lent.
- My life would succ without you.
- You don’t succ.
- I think you are succulent.
Punny Succulent Insults
- Succ it.
- Succs to be you.
Advice in the Form of Succulent Puns
- Life succs!
- When life succs, wet your plants.
- Stand tall and look sharp.
- Succ it up!
Meta – Succulent Puns About Succulent Puns & Succulents
- I’m a succa for puns.
- Succulents are plant-tastic.
Miscellaneous Succulent Puns
- What’s up, succa?
- Aww succs.
- Sometimes I wet my plants.
- Mommy’s a succa for me.
- Everything succs.
- Cactus puns are succulent.
- I’ll never desert you.
- You prickle my fancy.
- Best friends stick.
- I wanted to make up a cactus joke for your birthday, but I’m just not that sharp.
- I’m so glad we pricked each other.
- Read more cactus puns here.
- Say aloe to my little friend
- You say goodbye, I say aloe.
- I’m vera awkward.
- Rootin for you!
- Be nice or leaf.
Gardening & Gardener Puns
- You grow, girl!
- Plant lady is the new cat lady.
- Pot head.
- Stay at home plant mom/dad.
- I can’t keep calm, my plants need me.
- I love plants so much, I soil myself.
Your Thoughts on Succulent Puns?
What are your favourite succulent puns on this list? Do you have a few more you can share?
Have you ever bought a card with a succulent pun on it? Ever gave a gift like a calendar or a t-shirt that was succulent themed? What was the pun used? How did it go over?
Would love to hear your thoughts and stories in the comments down below!